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Hab ich gerade auf derstandard.at gelesen und musste sehr lachen 

A teacher was doing a study, testing the senses (taste) of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' the teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father".

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

"Oh my God !! They're assholes !"

Why does pig look down into the toilet? It was looking for pooh. 

Why do cows wear bells?
 
Their horns don’t work.

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A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.

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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

So their nuts don't get wet!

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Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"

Students: "Eggs!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Students: "Homework!"